Monday 30 October 2017

The chief used Facebook to hijack the workers in a lie

By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • Australian Telecommunication Manager
    operator AAPT caught the employee in a lie checking his account at
    Facebook social network.

    As reported by Vnunet, a caller
    Center Kyle Doyle reported to work and said he was ill and could not
    to come, after which he went to Facebook and inscribed on the profile that he was not going
    to work because he is not yet able to do it.

    His boss, who
    is one of the friends in his network on Facebook, he has seen the profile and
    asked Doyle to make a medical certificate that he was ill, with
    explaining that one of the managers seems to have failed to request leave
    for health reasons.
    When Doyle rebelled, he was the manager
    said he saw a profile on the Internet. Messages have leaked into the internal
    the company's network, and then the public.


    He saved a cat with a mouth-to-mouth method

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • A happy cat owes one of the nine lives to the vast water that has been revived by the method of artificial breathing mouth-to-mouth.

    Al
    The magician of the fire brigade in New Bedford, Massachusetts, said
    local list "Standard Times" to bring the cat out of the apartment in flames and
    that she immediately saw that she needed air.

    He's a fireman
    so he began to give her artificial respiration, and the video shows how
    the tiny Angora cat soon revived and then rest comfortably.


    When asked what kind of "taste" was the mouth-to-mouth method applied to
    cat, Machado laughed, made a grimace and said, "On a fur".

    U
    There were no human casualties to the fire, and a man and a woman whose last one was
    the address was the apartment that burned, they are suspected of being plagued

    Farmers for ginis

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • In Peru, seamless jeans length 43 and 30 meters wide.

    The shawls from Lima squeezed giant jeans, with all their pockets, red buttons and a brown belt.

    Huge
    The jeans did not manage to lift 3 cranes, so they are easy to handle
    Peruvians used a trick - they filled the socks with balloons, in order
    The pants were shown in full size.

    Officials of Ginis's book
    The record did not arrive in time to measure the jeans in Lima, so that they could
    awarded the title officially the largest. That's why there was their scribe, who is
    carefully recorded all the details, so that the "Ginis" would determine if they were
    It's really the biggest jeans in the world.

    The previous record is held by the Colombian city of Medellin, in which a pair of jeans dug 35 feet long and 25 meters wide, reports Reuters.

    The material from which the jeans are sewn together will be used to make ranchs for local children.

    Dangerous Granny

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • An armed thirty-eight year old woman made a thief to call the police to arrest him!
    The story comes from the small town of Springhill, about seventy kilometers from Pispur in the United States.
    This oneThe woman bravely went down her pistol, and then she caught hera burglar, a potential thief, in his home. But it's not hereends! Having caught him, she made him call mepolice and surrender. All this time, she kept her in the eye so as not toescaped.
    I had to go through the bedroom to take my pistol - said Leda Smith.
    AHere's how it all happened. Leda Smith heard someone cracking inher apartment on Sunday afternoon. When she realized what was going on, she took itshe had her 22-gauge pistol that she held near the bed since the timethe thieves packed the house of her neighbors a few weeks ago.
    WhenI saw a burglar in my home, I said: what are you looking for in my house?And he only kept repeating to my question that he did not do anything -explained Leda Smith.
    After all, it turns out thatThe burglar is only 17 years old! After she made the thief myselfCall the police, Leda Smith continued to hold her gun in her handuntil the police came.
    The young man will be charged with attemptingrobbery before a juvenile court, a press spokesman saidpolice named Kristijan Lieberum. He also added that because of hisYears can not give away the identity of the burglar to the public.
    I am veryexcited - said Leda Smith - and I just hope that I managed toI break this chain of robberies that have been happening latelyour place

    Bulgaria Cow bounced on the old woman, the ass fell with laughter

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • After a day spent in the field, an old woman
    Rositza Kasaboba walked along the village road with her donkey and cow
    when suddenly Dana's cow jumped over her back and knocked it down.

    The surrounding villagers only glanced at this scene from the movies, and the 68-year-old Bulgarian, fellow, passed without injury.

    When she was able to pick up, she noticed a joke that even her maragac fell to the ground.

    "Safe
    I was laughing at myself, "says the old woman who promised that she would be disobedient
    cows for Christmas "make sausages." What fate will befall
    A fake donkey is still not known.


    Something you might not know

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • 1. Muscles in your heart have the power to turn your blood 10 meters in the air?2. Elephants are the only animals that can not jump.3. The strongest muscle in your body is the tongue.4. Pig's orgasm takes 30 minutes !!5. Statistically, people are more afraid of spiders than they will die.6. All polar bears are left-handed.7. Crocodiles can not scatter their tongue.8. Butterfly feels taste with its feet. : S9. Bubbles can live for 9 days without their head, and dies because they can notnothing to eat.10. People and Dolphins are the only ones who can make love for pleasure.11. Patkin's "knob" is the only one who has no echo (echo) and nobody knows why.12. Each King on a single map represents the King in real history:Peak: King David.Tref: Alexander Veliki.Heart: Charlemagne.Karo: Julius Caesar13. It's impossible to sneeze open eyes. (except chak norisa of course Razz)14. Multiplication 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,32115. Sea stars have no brains.16. The mosquito has teeth.17. A statue in a park with a soldier on a horse and with two legs in the air means thatthe soldier died in battle.If a horse has only one leg in the air, it has died from injuries sustainedin the fight.If the horse has all four legs on the floor, the soldier died from the naturalreason.18. Thomas Edison was afraid of the darkness.19. The word "cemetery" comes from Greece as "co-metry" meaningdorm room.20.When the English came to Australia, they spotted a weird animal thatjumping extreme high and far, and asked the Aborigines using itby speaking the body and signs (because they did not know their language) "what is itanimal and its name. " The answer of the Aboriginal is '' Kan Ghu Ru '', andThe English people adopted the word "kangaroo" (kangaroo).What the Aborigines actually said is "we do not understand you" = "Kan Ghu Ru".21. It is impossible to lacerate his elbow.22.During the historic wars, when the brigades returned without anythe consequences of the victims, they carried a high-visibility inscription so that everyone couldsee, and it reads "0 Killed" (0 Killed).From there comes the name "OK" which means "everything is fine".23. 80% of people reading this will try to lick their elbow ...
    _________________Feel free to ask what you do not understand


    Thursday 26 October 2017

    IT'S A WOMAN

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 26, 2017
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  • IT'S A WOMAN: How to make delicious cakes that will not get you fat
    You must have felt guilty conscience every time you enjoy delicious desserts that you would later have problems with the weight. It is not easy to strictly respect a child, watch what you eat and resist all those movies, cakes and sweets. That's why we bring you two recipes to help you make delicious cakes that you like from childhood in a healthy way.
    Baked walnuts with cinnamon
    We need eggs, margarine, walnuts, sugar and cinnamon to prepare these walnuts. As sugar should not be used in any diet, we will be ejected from the recipe. Also, we will not use margarine because of the harmful trans fats it contains. Eggs are not harmful to our organism, but a greater quantity of yolks can be. Therefore, we will separate the egg whites and only use the belly for the cake. However, if you find it difficult to sugar free, you do not have to use them. It is enough that the nuts are finely grounded and sprinkled with cinnamon and your delicious dessert is over. Enjoy!
    Little advice: With this recipe, notice that the amount of walnut does not exceed the amount that fits into one hand, because the nuts are very caloric. If you are afraid to overdo it with nuts, you can always eat a spoonful of cinnamon but dissolve it beforehand, otherwise you can suppress it if you eat it yourself.
    Plasma cheese with a filament of forest fruits
    In this case, we will eject the plasma part because it contains sugar and margarine. For fillings we need 500 gr of fruit, vanilla and sugar pudding. From fila we will throw out pudding and sugar because the enemies are slim line. Decorate the forest fruit nicely and enjoy the cake.
    Small Tip: Eat at most one piece of this cake per day, because the fruit contains sugars that can make it difficult for us to lose weight.